my kids will be wearing throwback jerseys or jersey dresses LOL

i hope not. but I admit I had every team jersey dress LOL i think my mom still has them in her garage.

so my neighbors and I are close, so they tell me everything. My friend took her daughters (just turned 13 years old) iphone and found out that she has 2 boyfriends, one guy is 22 and the other is 15. I never seen someone get slapped so hard in my life. I felt that slap.

what the hell is a 22 year old man doing with a 13 year old girl? she still watches cartoons and listens to justin beiber. I hope I don’t have a daughter, I don’t want to go through what my neighbors are going through.

my neighbors son is watching cartoons & he’s looking like a zombie. When I decide to have children they won’t be watching tv, I probably won’t buy a tv for my house. I’m going to travel like my mom & dad did. Of course take my kids with me, & as we travel to every country, teach them about the culture, etc. 

I also want to have my kids in Africa &/or Italy. idk why I just do. 

I can tell if you’re clean or not by your car.

I had this friend since the age of 8, same birthday as me, but a year younger. I could tell even at a young age her parents didn’t pay her too much attention or tell her right from wrong.

anywho ….. being the friend that I am I told her I would wash her car & clean the inside. I would tell her “clean your damn car it’s fucking gross & It’s not good to keep a bunch of clothes (dirty), 10 month old french fries, chinese food with maggots inside of your car”. blah blah blah since I was tired of nagging her I did it myself thinking maybe she’ll feel better in her car & keep it up.

while I’m cleaning her car flies started coming from under the clothes, old bags of food, moldy half eaten cheeseburgers…etc. but I lost it when I seen her granny panties with a used, bloody pad still attached. I fucking lost it. I threw up, then I told her to leave. I can’t be friends with nasty ass, dirty ass females like that.

I was shocked.

my dad always told me dirty car = dirty pussy = unclean women.

I want a vibrator. I know they have one that vibrates to music.

I like this it’s pretty & shiny & purple.

this lady said she came in 30 seconds using this. O_O 

IDK what’s worse unknown rappers “leaking” music or unknown rappers tweeting “the most anticipated mixtape of the year”.

tf!? how does that even work. you’re not even known outside the city you live in and the few hundred or so followers you have are your friends. your “music” isn’t leaked if you put it out yourself.

[insert confused look here].

what if George didn’t get shot in the hotel, & kept derek to himself??

hmmmm….

sooooooo……….. this new fad is basically chirping. I used to chirp when I sold drugs back in high school & didn’t like it then & don’t like it now. shit is stupid. why don’t you just call &/or text? seen my friend “vox” his homie (or what ever the fuck you want to call it) for some weed, & I was just confused, he told me “niggas don’t like to answer their phone or text so we use voxer” the fuck? isn’t that like leaving a message in someones voice mail? or do niggas not use that either? idk man shit is weird to me.

I forget about everything. I’m super happy. I used to fly to Chicago every other weekend, but now I only get to fly once a year , if that. but I miss that love feeling i used to get as a child when I’m around my family. Seeing all my little cousins getting older, and meeting the great-grand children, it’s a wonderful feeling. I want to move back home, I miss the snow, I miss seeing my aunts & uncles, my granny,  I damn sure miss the southern hospitality, and of course everyone telling me how pretty I am & pinching my cheeks like I’m 8 lol

I will leave. i don’t care if he picked me up & we’re on the freeway to our destination, I will tell him to pull over & I will call one of my friends to pick me up. I’d probably punch him in the fucking nuts for wasting my time.

yes drake disgust me that much.

which probably means I won’t be dating anymore black girls. & yes I know it doesn’t matter what race, majority of females now a days has a weave but i won’t date them either. Every black girl that likes me has a weave. idk it’s just something about hair being left in my car or all over me that bugs the hell out of me. i want to be able to rub my fingers through your hair or message your head without getting my fingers caught in a bitch tracks. i don’t like females that have hair but are too lazy to do it so they put a weave in. shit doesn’t make sense to me.

I like natural women. no weave, no make-up, no french tip nails, just simple no extra shit.